Investigative reporter Matt Drudge today filed his most sensational exposé yet. On issues affecting the family, Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers is a liberal.
So, what the fuck is going on with President George W. Bush?
For more than a decade Christian Conservatives showered Mr. Bush with millions of dollars worth of prayers, expecting nothing in return but this one Supreme Court seat. Why would he then turn around and nominate a pro-sodomy condom pusher?
I'll give you a hint. The answer starts with a "First" and ends with a "Bush." As in:
There's more to her than meets the eye.
I've long suspected this.
I've written about it before.
Now I know.
Now we all know.
Her husband's latest mischief proves it.
Her ultimate goal? Unknown.
Her ideology? Pro-feminist, pro-UN. You might say she never met a liberal value she didn't like.
Her tactic? To move the President of the United States to the left through emotional, psychological and sexual means.
That's how liberals operate. They use sex to get what they want. Coitus, fellatio, cunnilingus, anal penetration--anything goes, as long as it advances their agenda. And too many of us are foolish enough to fall for it.
For far too long we decent Americans have averted our eyes from the sex shenanigans coming out of Hollywood, New York, and now--shamefully--the master bedroom of the White House.
And guess who pays to have the sheets cleaned.
So what can fed-up Americans do?
This time, nothing.
It's all up to the President.
Mr. Bush must free himself and his country from the First Lady's carnal influence. He's got to erect a wall between her ugly manipulations and his beautiful mind.
One ray of hope: if he succeeds, it won't be the first time. We all know he managed to pull it off before, and we all know how he did it, how he can do it.
For the sake of his country; for the sake of his God; for the sake of his and everyone's future...
This President has got to start drinking again.