Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Bush Is Right

Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research... CREATING HUMAN-ANIMAL HYBRIDS!!!

President George W. Bush
State Of The Union, 2006

My first reaction was the same as yours: what about Tigra The Were-Woman? Do we just throw her life away? Then I thought it through. Losing Tigra will be worth it if we never have to deal with these guys:

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KILL THE HYBRIDS, MR. BUSH!

7 comments:

Jason said...

HOLY SHIT!!! DID HE REALLY SAY THAT??? Damn, I need to keep up with the politics a little more if he is going to start talking about science fiction.

Good spot on this, tom.

The Retropolitan said...

Wait, was "The Kangaroo" an actual marsupial? With a pouch?

I would totally keep my wallet in there. NO ONE would ever try to take it.

Ginger Mayerson www.hackenblog.com said...

Wait a minute... I thought we were going to Mars last year. Now no Human-Animal hybrids. WTF?

Every morning I wake up hoping the last five years were a dream... and then I read the internet.

"crusher" said...

GEORGE BUSH TO DR. MOREAU: DROP DEAD!

Anonymous said...

Did a mental spit-take when I heard GW speak this line. Did they bury it toward the end of the speech to see if anyone was still paying attention? Of course, since my father had his heart surgery he has one bovine heart valve and one porcine heart valve making him the exact sin against nature that GW abhors. And my dad voted for him!

Anonymous said...

You forgot the Gibbon. Stan's last issue of Spider-Man -- he left in the middle of a two-parter!

http://www.comics.org/coverview.lasso?id=25268&zoom=4

--Stuart Moore

Stang said...

Oh, I didn't forget The Gibbon. I'll never forget The Gibbon, no matter how much I drink.