Thursday, March 16, 2006

Condi: Born-Again Virgin

Condi_Hot_DogShe's the original It Girl, well known for living the high life in the past...

But when it comes to sex, US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice isn't exactly heading down the road of excess.

In fact, she says she's a born again virgin since her sudden move from National Security Adviser to chief foreign policy honcho last year.

The 51-year-old told Human Events magazine: "I feel like a virgin again! I went to Rome for the Pope's funeral and it was so romantic, I decided I simply couldn't leave without a kiss...

"I finally got one at 6:30 AM with an Italian Stallion. That kiss had to last me all year!"

And being a singleton doesn't seem to be something that's causing Condi too much worry. "I like being alone in my ivory tower,' she said, "I love staying in and watching TV with a pizza.

"If I ended up single, I honestly wouldn't mind. I'm not getting any younger, but I don't stress about it."

Referring to her drug problems of the past she reflected: "One of the key things they tell your in rehab is to live in the moment. I certainly won't be getting my eggs frozen!"

Good for you Madame Sec'y... or should that be Madame Sexy?

2 comments:

rev. billy bob gisher ©2008 said...

must be a pervert but i like the dog sucking too. more verbs and nouns man, i do love the penmanship.

Anonymous said...

Insanity breeds confidence...