REG. U.S. PAT. OFF.
Winner of the Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest 2006I don't know why I should find this random oddity particularly worthy of note -- except that it disturbs me in a peculiar way that I'd rather not take the time to analyse.
In the Cheap Humor Department, I like the fact that the winner is from Cumming, Georgia.
I now pronounce you man and wipe.
"If only I could find a man cheap enough to marry me!"
You don't even want to know how they frosted the cake.
Her cheeks look flushed.
On her wedding night, she will scold her husband for removing it from the bottom instead of the top.
She's taking the plunge.
Damn! Now look what a torrent of juvenile scatology I released.And there I was expecting some acute commentary on the tragic emptiness of lives that might occupy themselves with such a passtime, deductions of hygeinic suburbanites craving despoilation... or other tenuous metaphors perceived by shrewd and subtle minds.Serves me right for hanging out with a bunch of comicbook hacks.
I'm with Jamie. Shame on all of you!
Who gives a shit about such tabloid tripe!
Yes. Such a waste.
you guys are on a roll.
this dress is sooo pretty
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