Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Congratulations, Stephanie!

stepanie2[2]

Winner of the Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest 2006

I don't know why I should find this random oddity particularly worthy of note -- except that it disturbs me in a peculiar way that I'd rather not take the time to analyse.

13 comments:

Stuart Moore said...

In the Cheap Humor Department, I like the fact that the winner is from Cumming, Georgia.

Superfrankenstein said...

I now pronounce you man and wipe.

jake saint said...

"If only I could find a man cheap enough to marry me!"

jim treacher said...

You don't even want to know how they frosted the cake.

el duque said...

Her cheeks look flushed.

jim treacher said...

On her wedding night, she will scold her husband for removing it from the bottom instead of the top.

Superfrankenstein said...

She's taking the plunge.

Jamie said...

Damn! Now look what a torrent of juvenile scatology I released.

And there I was expecting some acute commentary on the tragic emptiness of lives that might occupy themselves with such a passtime, deductions of hygeinic suburbanites craving despoilation... or other tenuous metaphors perceived by shrewd and subtle minds.

Serves me right for hanging out with a bunch of comicbook hacks.

Superfrankenstein said...

I'm with Jamie. Shame on all of you!

Blind Robin said...

Who gives a shit about such tabloid tripe!

Superfrankenstein said...

Yes. Such a waste.

STFU said...

you guys are on a roll.

Adra said...

this dress is sooo pretty