Monday, September 18, 2006

Weapons For Eco-Warriors

Phew! No more lead-poisoning from gunshot wounds, at least.

Available soon at the cutting edge of ironic warfare: unexploded cluster bomblets programmed to gently pop at the disarming touch of a juvenile foot, scattering seed to sprout into peaceful olive groves.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's why we should insist on depleted uranium rounds.

Sleestak said...

In the next war when a GI throws himself on a "pineapple" to save his buddies, it really will be one.

Superfrankenstein said...

As a registered Democrat and an American, I applaud eco-friendly war. Now what can we do to make torture green? Are we treating and reusing 'boarding water? Are the secret prisons self-sustaining?

bubba g. russo said...

But, couldn't the EPA go after Popeye for indiscriminate use of organic spinach after the ecoli outbreak? I think Bluto's got a case for reckless endangerment at the very least (or is it criminally negligent vegicide?)!