Weapons For Eco-Warriors
Phew! No more lead-poisoning from gunshot wounds, at least.
Available soon at the cutting edge of ironic warfare: unexploded cluster bomblets programmed to gently pop at the disarming touch of a juvenile foot, scattering seed to sprout into peaceful olive groves.
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That's why we should insist on depleted uranium rounds.
In the next war when a GI throws himself on a "pineapple" to save his buddies, it really will be one.
As a registered Democrat and an American, I applaud eco-friendly war. Now what can we do to make torture green? Are we treating and reusing 'boarding water? Are the secret prisons self-sustaining?
But, couldn't the EPA go after Popeye for indiscriminate use of organic spinach after the ecoli outbreak? I think Bluto's got a case for reckless endangerment at the very least (or is it criminally negligent vegicide?)!
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