Wednesday, November 22, 2006

GLOBAL INSURGENCY!

BUENOS AIRES
Bush daughter robbed
Secret Service agent beaten, robbed

HONOLULU
White House official beaten, robbed
Police hurt in Bush motorcade

ABU DHABI
Crowd jeers elder Bush

More news as it comes in...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Obviously, some reality-based faction is trying to get its hands on a cell phone with the President in its contacts list -- or maybe they want the number for Dick Cheney in the Undisclosed Location?

Hey, by the way -- do you get to pick the "word verification" word? I got "symuhgcy" and it just seems like a machine could generate something less silly.

And now, time to begin hiding from Thanksgiving...

Anonymous said...

Screw this.

You want to know who got robbed?

I'll tell you who got robbed.

DEREK JETER GOT ROBBED!