tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9071771.post115567075324049455..comments2023-11-02T06:33:33.296-07:00Comments on SUPERFRANKENSTEIN: Crackin' On Coulter's Crack In CrackedStanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17758839786688249648noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9071771.post-1156282273988696522006-08-22T14:31:00.000-07:002006-08-22T14:31:00.000-07:00Superfrankenstein screams during sex..."Finding AN...Superfrankenstein screams during sex...<BR/><BR/>"Finding ANY pretext to bash Bush gives me an orgasm!"<BR/><BR/>"Did you say we LOST in Iraq? Multiple Orgasm!!!!"<BR/><BR/>"America hated worldwide? We SHOULD be!! Double multiple orgasm!!!!"<BR/><BR/>"Something may interfere with my unlimited self-absorption and obsession with hating Bush? Now THAT is SERIOUS!!!! No orgasm!!!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9071771.post-1155832742702848062006-08-17T09:39:00.000-07:002006-08-17T09:39:00.000-07:00"And what do you scream during sex?""Thwipp! Thwip..."And what do you scream during sex?"<BR/><BR/>"Thwipp! Thwipp thwipp!!" (Personally, I don't scream during sex; I try to be as quiet as possible so as not to tip off the Boulder Police.)<BR/><BR/>Congrats on the Cracked contribution!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9071771.post-1155827181372558782006-08-17T08:06:00.000-07:002006-08-17T08:06:00.000-07:00Andy sung this to Barney once at the police statio...Andy sung this to Barney once at the police station, to the tune of My Darling Clementine. Barney was writing a tribute to his own bravery, and Andy snuck up behind him and deflated his phony bravado. Also, I got the lyrics wrong. Here they are (thanks, internets!):<BR/><BR/>Barney: In a jailhouse / down in dixie / fighting crime and risking lives / live a sheriff / and his buddy pistol packing Cole Moore Odellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09041638617925724048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9071771.post-1155822243250457612006-08-17T06:44:00.000-07:002006-08-17T06:44:00.000-07:00That's pretty sexual. I may have to incorporate it...That's pretty sexual. I may have to incorporate it into my foreplay rituals.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9071771.post-1155820500289615062006-08-17T06:15:00.000-07:002006-08-17T06:15:00.000-07:00Barney Fife, Barney FifeHad a gun and couldn't coc...Barney Fife, Barney Fife<BR/>Had a gun and couldn't cock it<BR/>Had one bullet for his pistol<BR/>Had to keep it in his pocketCole Moore Odellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09041638617925724048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9071771.post-1155809574798033322006-08-17T03:12:00.000-07:002006-08-17T03:12:00.000-07:00Superfrankenstein,I don't scream during sex.I pref...Superfrankenstein,<BR/><BR/>I don't scream during sex.<BR/><BR/>I prefer to whistle a tune. My favorite is the theme from "The Andy Griffith Show." I find that the music relaxes my sexual partners. Occasionally, at the point of orgasm, I will do a Barney Fife imitation and yell, "NIP IT, NIP IT, NIP IT IN THE BUD."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9071771.post-1155764078296397292006-08-16T14:34:00.000-07:002006-08-16T14:34:00.000-07:00You forgot:"To the rear, march!"Just joking. Nyuk ...You forgot:<BR/><BR/>"To the rear, march!"<BR/><BR/>Just joking. <BR/><BR/>Nyuk nyuk nyuk!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9071771.post-1155762509802676862006-08-16T14:08:00.000-07:002006-08-16T14:08:00.000-07:00What do you scream, el duque?"It is high it is far...What do you scream, el duque?<BR/><BR/>"It is high it is far it is gone!"?Stanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17758839786688249648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9071771.post-1155762189693291742006-08-16T14:03:00.000-07:002006-08-16T14:03:00.000-07:00Superfrankenstein,You think you're big, don't you....Superfrankenstein,<BR/><BR/>You think you're big, don't you.<BR/><BR/>Well, Ann Coulter can have any man she wants. Everybody knows that all she has to do is point to him, snap her fingers and nod toward the exit. Do you have that power over women? I don't think so.<BR/><BR/>And what do you scream during sex?<BR/><BR/>"Up, up and awaaaaaaaaay!"?<BR/><BR/>"Yes, Commissioner. Yes, yes, yes!"?<BR/><Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com