APPARITION
This morning I turned on the TV and saw Martha Stewart, dressed in her prison poncho, doing a cooking segment with Elmo the Muppet.
REG. U.S. PAT. OFF.
This morning I turned on the TV and saw Martha Stewart, dressed in her prison poncho, doing a cooking segment with Elmo the Muppet.
Brilliant: FEMA Director Michael Brown Has A Wife and Bruce Wayne Kept a Shame Journal, at Pete Rose Haircut! [Via Metafilter]
Disgraced comic book writer John Layman links to a 24-page preview (.pdf) of Armageddon & Son, his upcoming graphic novel described by top critics as "Great Gatsby meets Pleasure Resort Women at the OK Corral on Groundhog Day!"
WARNING TO PARENTS: DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN DOWNLOAD THIS COMIC! It's just what he wants!
You know the guy who told Dick Cheney to go fuck himself? Here's an update on his situation.
[First link via Cyphering]
Right now on CNN, two white panelists, Bay Buchanan and Paul Begala, are debating whether race played (A) a negligible role in the treatment of New Orleans survivors; or (B) no role at all. Their white moderator, Wolf Blitzer, is giving equal time to both extremes.
Over at the Presidential Prayer Team site--where Christian conservatives go to be told what to say to God--is a section called ADDITIONAL LEADERS TO PRAY FOR THIS WEEK. Its featured star, listed above Condoleezza Rice, is FEMA director Michael Brown.
On the same page, evangelist Luis Palau thinks of Katrina and can barely contain his pee:This is our opportunity to reclaim America for Jesus Christ!
Oh, take it.
Essential: 'When you look at who is left behind, it is very disturbing to me.' Katrina news links at Negrophile [Via Notes From A Different Kitchen]
Mark Waid and I interrogate Yvonne (Batgirl) Craig at millarworld.the.magazine!
Things Hagrid The Half-Giant Would Say If He Served Jesus Instead Of Harry Potter by Hart Seely, at McSweeney's!

Cindy Sheehan & Veterans For Peace move Camp Casey to Louisiana! They're distributing hurricane relief; Michael Moore is soliciting donations!
Essential: Metafilter's Katrina archive!
Ant-Man: The Motion Picture! [The astonishing news is in the second paragraph!] [Via Metafilter]
Robby Reed picks the 5 Sickest Comic Book Covers!
ZAP! PISS! Bladderman fights bedwetting!
Christ, That Dog's Big!