Fire Guts Stately Wayne Manor from the 1966 Batman series! On the other hand, Stately Wayne Manor Escapes Damage!

UPDATE: The mansion that did burn to the ground -- was it Stately Wayne Manor in a movie? [Last link via This Is Pop!]

The Situation

Ice-T to produce first rap album by... I won't tell you! See for yourself! [Thanks, Goody!]

7 Habits Of Highly Successful People, at McSweeney's!

Murder in Gasoline Alley! 1 2

Robert Irwin's Sexual Skills For The Christian Husband!

Hot Parts Guy broke! No new movie reviews at God's Guide To The Hot Parts!

Drudge Exclusive: Heaven's A Red State

The Manchurian Nominee

Investigative reporter Matt Drudge today filed his most sensational exposé yet. On issues affecting the family, Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers is a liberal.

So, what the fuck is going on with President George W. Bush?

For more than a decade Christian Conservatives showered Mr. Bush with millions of dollars worth of prayers, expecting nothing in return but this one Supreme Court seat. Why would he then turn around and nominate a pro-sodomy condom pusher?

I'll give you a hint. The answer starts with a "First" and ends with a "Bush." As in:

First.

Lady.

Laura.

Bush.

There's more to her than meets the eye.

I've long suspected this.

I've written about it before.

Now I know.

Now we all know.

Her husband's latest mischief proves it.

Her ultimate goal? Unknown.

Her ideology? Pro-feminist, pro-UN. You might say she never met a liberal value she didn't like.

Her tactic? To move the President of the United States to the left through emotional, psychological and sexual means.

That's how liberals operate. They use sex to get what they want. Coitus, fellatio, cunnilingus, anal penetration--anything goes, as long as it advances their agenda. And too many of us are foolish enough to fall for it.

For far too long we decent Americans have averted our eyes from the sex shenanigans coming out of Hollywood, New York, and now--shamefully--the master bedroom of the White House.

Our house.

And guess who pays to have the sheets cleaned.

So what can fed-up Americans do?

This time, nothing.

It's all up to the President.

Mr. Bush must free himself and his country from the First Lady's carnal influence. He's got to erect a wall between her ugly manipulations and his beautiful mind.

One ray of hope: if he succeeds, it won't be the first time. We all know he managed to pull it off before, and we all know how he did it, how he can do it.

For the sake of his country; for the sake of his God; for the sake of his and everyone's future...

This President has got to start drinking again.

Branded

PEPSI LADYBUG is part of mleak's Parasitic Advertising project, "which involves painting corporate logos on living insects, and then releasing them!"

BLOODY BUDDIES: Even if you already know which tremendously famous person signed autographs at LA's NecroComicon last weekend, their guest page is a sight you shouldn't miss!

SUPERMAN II: Nicholas Cage isn't the first parent who can say "My son's name is Kal-El" (scroll down to last paragraph)!

THEIR GOD'S BIGGER: 62 foot, 16,000 pound Giant Jesus at Solid Rock Church, Monroe, Ohio! [More pix and details at Roadside America!]

"OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M THE NOMINEE!!!" Harriet Miers's Blog!!! [Via Slog]

Uh... Sweet!

Yanks Clinch Div

...and STFU was there!

Fit To Be, Uh, Tied

STFU, a blogger so passionate he recently threatened to carve me up with a butter knife, live-blogged last night's ballgame:

Top third -- Game going fast, so far. Man, Kay sucks [...] So Kay is saying that Wells claims if the Sox get back to the Series, he'll retire after the season. Here's hoping the SOB is back next season . . . Please, stick an ice pick in my head if I have to listen to this financial report another second. How about a giant rally here, the Yankees can put up a 10-spot and then these guys can talk about the action instead of contract clauses like this was some frigging July series against Detroit? . . . I'd like to see Wells take a liner in the nuts.

He says he'll probably cover today's and tomorrow's games, so if you're a fan of The Three Ps -- psychopathology, profanity and pink -- check in on him. But don't go alone.