Tony Robbins And The Power To Change

Clearly, we're now Beer and Meat; inspiration Stuart's. Plus, Superfrankenstein and the Monster Force takes too long to type. Plus, this isn't the 80s, and we're not on TBS.

We have a new member, Lauren from Boston, one of my longest-running and most patient friends. She's never written comics, but she knows her Kitty Pryde from her Ororo. Plus, she's as unreasonable an extremist as anyone who's ever blogged here. Sadly for Lauren, she'll fit right in. Please welcome her.

Belated Recognition Of Genius

Just Imagine... Stan Lee Created Jack Chick Comics at Your Mom's Basement!

My Life, and Frank Castle's

My barber, Damien, never talks to me. Today he said, in his thick Italian accent:

"How old you?"

"Forty-four," I said.

"How long you been coming here?"

"Since it was Sal's. More than twenty years."

Then he pointed out my first strands of gray hair. "Can you fix that?" I asked.

He laughed. "Impossibile."

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Comic Book Characters With Porn Names

Peter Cannon
Steve Rogers
Oliver Queen

See You In The Funny Papers. Or In Hell.

Armed Cartoonists Forces Miami Herald To Evacuate

A Thanksgiving Prayer By William S. Burroughs

Text. Audio (mp3). Video (via Wonkette):

Highbrow Mag Faces Front!

Smilin' Stan Lee tied Bill Cosby for #26 0n the Atlantic magazine's list of the Most Influential Living Americans. Most of the list is behind a paid firewall, so I wasn't able to see where I ranked.

GLOBAL INSURGENCY!

BUENOS AIRES
Bush daughter robbed
Secret Service agent beaten, robbed

HONOLULU
White House official beaten, robbed
Police hurt in Bush motorcade

ABU DHABI
Crowd jeers elder Bush

More news as it comes in...

How to Lose All Faith in Your Fellow Man

In two easy steps:

Watch the video of Michael Richards losing it.

Then watch the video of the guy being tasered in the UCLA library.

You'll never go outside again.

It's A Wonderful Presidency

By Frank Cammuso and Hart Seely, at Slate.

GEORGE: If it wasn't for me, everybody would be better off! Laura, Don Rumsfeld, Tony Blair—they'd all be happier. I'm a failure. I wish I was never born!

CLARENCE: But that's abortion! Well. OK, tell you what. [He snaps his fingers.] You've got your wish. From now on, George W. Bush was never born!

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