Kids Today Have It Soft
Back in the olden days, readers of children's books had to make do with Maurice Sendak and Dr. Seuss––losers who weren't famous for anything but children's books. But today? Celebrities to the rescue!
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Saturday, February 03, 2007
Rage On Behalf Of The Machine
First lady Laura Bush (L), U.S. President George W. Bush (2nd L) and Representative Emanuel Cleaver (R-MO) sing along with Dr. Francis Collins (R) at the National Prayer Breakfast in Washington February 1, 2007
Thursday, February 01, 2007
Times To Freedom: Drop Dead
The Seattle Times decided to publish today, which was embarrassing because they ran an editorial against freedom of the press.
You know what?
You know WHAT?
FUCK Pluto.
If that scrawny-ass little celestial bitch wants to be a planet, let him bulk up a little. There he is all tiny and squeaky and shit, whining, “I’m a planet! I’m a planet!” And we’re supposed to feel all sorry for the little shorty ‘cause he used to be a planet and now he’s just some string of bullshit numbers or something. Say what?
You want to be a planet, homes? PUT ON SOME WEIGHT. You sitting there acting all entitled and shit, while decent, hard-working Americans put in the effort every day to pack on the pounds. Say what you will about us as a people, we ain’t shy when it comes to the Fritos. And you can’t even be bothered. You just wanna stay all skinny and little and STILL you wanna be a planet.
Fuck you, Pluto. You know what’s good for you, you’ll stay on the schoolyard with the asteroids and the moons and the little baby comets.
And Uranus: You’re next, motherfucker.
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Sugar Bush Squirrel Tops Herself
Tears run from the eyes of U.S. President George W. Bush and Sugar Bush Squirrel during a ceremony [to honor a Marine killed in Iraq]... For those of you who think these two patriots have no feelings for those who have fallen...think again!The story so far: Sugar Bush is a Florida squirrel whose owner photographs her in patriotic tableaus. Link (Scroll down)
Previously
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Asshole of the Year poll: Saturday, January 20, 2007
Clinton calls for "a new president"
NY Senator Hillary Clinton on Saturday morning called for "a new president" to address US foreign and domestic policy woes.
Possibly due to her origins on Krypton, where term limits are apparently rare, Clinton seemed unaware that the US Constitution virtually guarantees a new president will be elected in 2008.
Or is her statement a warning? Emboldened by their successful raids on the electoral process in 2000 and 2004, do the escapees from the Phantom Zone have plans for '08?
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