Jesus Christ's Blog

Trudy hates it when I do anything "illegal." She's a real square in that way. That's why she works at the bank.
"Its wrong to illegally download music," she said. But I was all like, "Whatever, Judge Trudy." (She really hates it when I call her that!) "I'm serious, Jesus," she said. "Hillary Duff worked really hard to make those songs, and she should be compensated." "Oh, yeah?" I said. "Well, I had two spikes hammered through my wrists." And Trudy was all like, "Oh, will you PLEASE let go of that already?" And I was all like, "Sure, I will… as soon as I get compensated for it."
SNAP!

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BREAKING: Sweet-On-Superman Sarge Sentenced

A Fort Eustis drill sergeant was sentenced to six months in military prison after pleading guilty on Monday to a series of training transgressions including an incident in which he instructed a subordinate to dress like Superman and simulate sex acts.

Staff Sgt. Edmundo Estrada was court-martialed for his actions and relationships with low-ranking soldiers(...) In an affidavit filed April 16, 2006, a soldier accused Estrada of sexually assaulting him. He said he came to Estrada complaining of depression, and that Estrada instructed him to dress in Spandex and pretend to be Superman, weakened by Kryptonite and undergoing sexual torture. The soldier said Estrada photographed him during these acts and threatened him if he refused to participate.

Soldiers from Estrada's previous unit said he demanded to photograph them shirtless and wearing spandex.

John Layman At The Keyboard

Composing his blog.

Fuck Dana Milbank

Rep. Dennis Kucinich introduced articles of impeachment vs. Dick Cheney yesterday. This offended Washington Post reporter/Keith Olbermann crony Dana Milbank, who responded by mocking Kucinich's hair, his height, and his failure to seek Nancy Pelosi's permission.

TV Funhouse: Torboto, The Robot That Tortures People

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BREAKING: Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants

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BREAKING: Kryptonite Discovered In Serbia

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Horror In The TV Listings

American Idol

KCPQ13 Tuesday [4/24] 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM
TV-PG "Idol Gives Back" The six finalists perform songs about compassion and hope.

Indie Film Or Archie Comic?

This is inspired: identify-the-plot quiz [Via The Beat].

U.S. Debate On Race Ends

UPDATE: Someone understandably interpreted this post as a gesture of support for Leatherface. The truth is, I'm glad he could be fired not once but twice, and I wish he worked for a third company that could fire him today.