Call Your Mother
Superboy #71, March, 1959
Friday, May 11, 2007
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Friday, May 04, 2007
They Hate Us Because We Love Free Comic Book Day
Saturday, stores will be giving comics away for free. Click here for the shocking explanation, and to find a participating shop near you.
Or, if you're in Seattle, just come to Comics Dungeon, where I'll be signing my story in the free Bongo comic, lowering its value from zero cents to less than zero.
250 NE 45th Street, noon-5:00.
Thursday, May 03, 2007
Friday, April 27, 2007
Jesus Christ's Blog
Trudy hates it when I do anything "illegal." She's a real square in that way. That's why she works at the bank.Link. Via Slog
"Its wrong to illegally download music," she said. But I was all like, "Whatever, Judge Trudy." (She really hates it when I call her that!) "I'm serious, Jesus," she said. "Hillary Duff worked really hard to make those songs, and she should be compensated." "Oh, yeah?" I said. "Well, I had two spikes hammered through my wrists." And Trudy was all like, "Oh, will you PLEASE let go of that already?" And I was all like, "Sure, I will… as soon as I get compensated for it."
SNAP!
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
BREAKING: Sweet-On-Superman Sarge Sentenced
A Fort Eustis drill sergeant was sentenced to six months in military prison after pleading guilty on Monday to a series of training transgressions including an incident in which he instructed a subordinate to dress like Superman and simulate sex acts.
Staff Sgt. Edmundo Estrada was court-martialed for his actions and relationships with low-ranking soldiers(...) In an affidavit filed April 16, 2006, a soldier accused Estrada of sexually assaulting him. He said he came to Estrada complaining of depression, and that Estrada instructed him to dress in Spandex and pretend to be Superman, weakened by Kryptonite and undergoing sexual torture. The soldier said Estrada photographed him during these acts and threatened him if he refused to participate.
Soldiers from Estrada's previous unit said he demanded to photograph them shirtless and wearing spandex.
Fuck Dana Milbank
Rep. Dennis Kucinich introduced articles of impeachment vs. Dick Cheney yesterday. This offended Washington Post reporter/Keith Olbermann crony Dana Milbank, who responded by mocking Kucinich's hair, his height, and his failure to seek Nancy Pelosi's permission.
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