Saturday, May 19, 2007

Poor Kid


Can you tell I'm on a Superboy jag lately?
Cover: Grand Comic Book Database

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Oh My God

Today's immigration deal is transforming the far-right, Bush-worshipping Free Republic board into an impeachment-hungry mob! Good excerpts at Wonkette.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Call Your Mother

Superboy #71, March, 1959

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

No More Tears, Four More Years!

The Draft Dick Cheney blog is open for comments.

Friday, May 04, 2007

They Hate Us Because We Love Free Comic Book Day

FCBD_07_BongoSaturday, stores will be giving comics away for free. Click here for the shocking explanation, and to find a participating shop near you.

Or, if you're in Seattle, just come to Comics Dungeon, where I'll be signing my story in the free Bongo comic, lowering its value from zero cents to less than zero.

250 NE 45th Street, noon-5:00.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Friday, April 27, 2007

Jesus Christ's Blog

Trudy hates it when I do anything "illegal." She's a real square in that way. That's why she works at the bank.
"Its wrong to illegally download music," she said. But I was all like, "Whatever, Judge Trudy." (She really hates it when I call her that!) "I'm serious, Jesus," she said. "Hillary Duff worked really hard to make those songs, and she should be compensated." "Oh, yeah?" I said. "Well, I had two spikes hammered through my wrists." And Trudy was all like, "Oh, will you PLEASE let go of that already?" And I was all like, "Sure, I will… as soon as I get compensated for it."
SNAP!
Link. Via Slog

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

BREAKING: Sweet-On-Superman Sarge Sentenced

A Fort Eustis drill sergeant was sentenced to six months in military prison after pleading guilty on Monday to a series of training transgressions including an incident in which he instructed a subordinate to dress like Superman and simulate sex acts.

Staff Sgt. Edmundo Estrada was court-martialed for his actions and relationships with low-ranking soldiers(...) In an affidavit filed April 16, 2006, a soldier accused Estrada of sexually assaulting him. He said he came to Estrada complaining of depression, and that Estrada instructed him to dress in Spandex and pretend to be Superman, weakened by Kryptonite and undergoing sexual torture. The soldier said Estrada photographed him during these acts and threatened him if he refused to participate.

Soldiers from Estrada's previous unit said he demanded to photograph them shirtless and wearing spandex.
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