Coincidental Squirt?

From the same issue of Action Comics as the squirt below.

Squirt!

Action Comics #371, Jan., 1969 [Cover]

What A Total Ass

Movie critic John Simon tries to command the tide that was Return Of The Jedi. Happy Star Wars anniversary, dick! [Via Slog]

Huh.

"Contrary to popular belief, babies are the very worst vampires of all." -- Advertising Age

Superman/Spider-Woman Bollywood Musical Number

Via Boing Boing.
More Indian Superman clips here.

DCLD Gives Birth

Dick Cheney's Lesbian Daughter gave birth to Samuel David this morning, confusing the Cheneyfans at Free Republic and catching Draft Dick Cheney with its pants down.

Counting Down...

...to the birth of Mary Cheney's Miracle Baby, at Draft Dick Cheney!

Another Great Shot From Last Sunday's Simpsons

Jack Bauer Meets Bart Simpson.

Christian Burial

Breaking News from ABCNEWS.com:

LIBERTY UNIVERSITY STUDENT ARRESTED FOR HAVING MULTIPLE NAPALM-LIKE BOMBS, REPORTEDLY INTENDED TO DISRUPT PROTESTERS AT JERRY FALWELL'S FUNERAL SERVICE

"Napalm is the most terrible pain you can imagine," said Kim Phuc, a napalm bombing survivor known from a famous Vietnam War photograph. "Water boils at 100 degrees Celsius. Napalm generates temperatures of 800 to 1,200 degrees Celsius." Link, via Wikipedia.

UPDATE: Commenter Slim Tyranny at abc.com has a point:

Intended to "disrupt" protestors? by "disrupt", does ABC News mean "kill"? Why the whitewash of this terrorist plot?

A memorial for Falwell on the campus of Liberty University. REUTERS/Chris Keane

Critique Of Principal Skinner

From Episode #399.