"My Proposed New Benchmarks For Iraq"
By Hart Seely (right), in today's New York Times.
REG. U.S. PAT. OFF.
By Hart Seely (right), in today's New York Times.

Out tomorrow: The all-new Desperado edition of CRUEL AND UNUSUAL, a truly vile graphic novel written by Tom "SuperFranken- stein" Peyer and Jamie "Occasional Bear & Meat" Delano, and drawn by John "filthy Irishman" McCrea.
This was pretty disgusting when I first published it at Vertigo, and I doubt it's gotten any better. A nice little family tale about a Florida prison turned into a reality TV show, with typically tasteful McCrea art.
Really, if you value your Christian soul, don't buy it. Just watch General Petraeus instead and write down everything he says.
I just watched Help! on YouTube, thanks to a Metafilter thread that links to every Beatles movie there, all of them complete except for Let It Be. Go before they take them down.

An essay that got away from me: The one, true, essential Peanuts volume.
Email alert! Email alert! Trouble at Hot Parts House!
Does anyone know if there are any sponsorships or scholarships (in Texas?) to pay for attending a Christian school? We are sending our eldest daughter to a Christian school. Now we have to find the money. I know that is putting the cart before the horse but conditions dearly warranted the move.What did he catch her doing? Leave your guess in the comments!
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