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ITEM! Surely you've seen the deeply pants-moving Dark Knight trailer by now! So go watch it again!


ITEM! Hey! Want to watch a quick, funny video about what an incredible genius I Am Legend creator Richard Matheson is? Because he is. Besides I Am Legend, he wrote The Incredible Shrinking Man, some great Twilight Zones, and... well, go see and be stunned! It's in Kevin Maher's hee-larious video section of amctv.com's science fiction blog! WARNING: Contents will make you 15% nerdier!


ITEM! Lots to do? Tough! Because you're not going to get any of it done! Instead, you'll be over at Classic Television Showbiz, taking a shame bath as you squander hours watching delicious crap such as:

Flash-Gram

So I'm working on a multi-part story for The Flash, "Fast Money," with artist Freddie E. Williams II. The first issue, #238, goes on sale March 19. You can order it now through your funnybook store. Or wait 'til it comes out; I'll remind you.

Here's Freddie's cover:



I hate to be the one to have to say it, but the guy who's scaring The Flash is really mean.

Composer: John Lennon. Vocals: George W. Bush.

By Wax Audio, via Metafilter.

Previously (NSFW):

GO! NOW!

Vote for the A.H.O.Y. -- AssHole Of the Year! This year it's easy, fast, fun, and web-based. Bonus: no paper trail!

REUNION!

Seely & Rumsfeld together again!
[Washington Post]

She's Got A Point

Happy Thanksgiving

Let us pray.

"Lou Dobbs," By Hart Seely

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The Greatest Comics Idea Since Superman

An advice column for comics nerds!! Why didn't anyone think of this before?

Q. What is the best way for a fanguy to approach a fangirl at the LCS if he's interested?

Aisle-d Curiosity

A. First, there are a couple things you must avoid:

1) Lurking too long before speaking to her.
You’ll just come off as creepy and weird, but, like -- the bad kind of creepy and weird.

2) Avoiding eye-contact.
I highly suggest a direct eye-contact approach. If you make sure to make eye-contact, it will keep you from accidentally saying hello to the lady’s ladies, if’n ya know what I mean. No girl likes that.

Jess Knows Best