Face-Transplant Patient Tells of Her Ordeal

The Muhammad cartoons.

Harrison Ford

With Billy Preston & Ravi Shankar! Another blurry Commander-In-Rockin'-Chief memory courtesy of our man Hembeck!

UPDATE Bush Bono

Idea: El Duque!

People In The News

"I bring the world's love to this giant who inspires us all to destroy human-animal hybrids in their test tubes and burn their remains before it's too late," Bono said in presenting a VH1 Eugenics Award to President Bush on Thursday. "Let George Walker Bush forever be known as the President, the Pope, the Sinatra of 'good' genocide!" RIGHT ON, BONO!!!

Important new poll in the sidebar (but don't think I've forgotten about human-animal hybrids)!

War On Hybrids: Enemy Within?

Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research... CREATING HUMAN-ANIMAL HYBRIDS!!!

President George W. Bush
State Of The Union, 2006

I share your hatred of hybees, Mr. President! But before you point fingers, are you absolutely certain that those closest to you are 100% human?

Cyphering is back!

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Bush Is Right

Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research... CREATING HUMAN-ANIMAL HYBRIDS!!!

President George W. Bush
State Of The Union, 2006

My first reaction was the same as yours: what about Tigra The Were-Woman? Do we just throw her life away? Then I thought it through. Losing Tigra will be worth it if we never have to deal with these guys:

KILL THE HYBRIDS, MR. BUSH!