Thursday, May 31, 2007

You Must Be Choking


Throttling is a super-important new site that presents comic book panels of characters with their hands, paws, tentacles and grippers wrapped around throats!

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

The Man From E.V.I.L.

After AROD woke up and saw this New York Post cover, he might have thought his day was all over but the sucking.

But it wasn't.

Two outs in the top of the ninth in Toronto. AROD is running to third on a Jorge Posada pop-up. Toronto 3B Howie Clark is squaring for an easy catch. Coming up behind him, AROD yells, "I got it!" Howie, thinking it's the voice of his shortstop, gives up on the idea of catching the ball!

It falls in for a hit. A runner scores. Toronto fans boo. Toronto broadcasters shake their heads and call AROD "bush." Blue Jays make fists and say "Grr-r-r."

Two more runs pad the Yankees' lead before the last out.

I never thought I'd say this, but...

AROD, you're the greatest!

AROD.com

UPDATE: AROD says he didn't call Clark off, he only made a non-verbal noise. I don't want to believe him.

Me for Free

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From the upcoming anthology POSTCARDS: Publishers Weekly Daily has posted the entire eight-page story TIC TAC BANG BANG, by me and Michael (ALIAS, SNAKEWOMAN) Gaydos. Read the untold tale of the vicious tic tac toe hustlers who roamed America in the early 1900s.

POSTCARDS, edited by Jason Rodriguez, is an anthology of short, fictional comics stories written around actual, often cryptic, vintage postcards. Other contributors include Harvey Pekar, Joyce Brabner, Matt Kindt, Tom Beland, Rob Spears, Rick G., Ande Parks, Joshua Fialkov, and too many more to mention here. On sale in mid-July.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

After Dinner, They Went Bowling

restaurantDetective Comics #383, January, 1969

Reverse Squirt!

Reverse_squirtAdventure Comics #270, March, 1960

Monday, May 28, 2007

Sideways Double-Page Squirt

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Sunday, May 27, 2007

Coincidental Squirt?

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From the same issue of Action Comics as the squirt below.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Squirt!

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Action Comics #371, Jan., 1969 [Cover]

Friday, May 25, 2007

What A Total Ass

Movie critic John Simon tries to command the tide that was Return Of The Jedi. Happy Star Wars anniversary, dick! [Via Slog]

Huh.

"Contrary to popular belief, babies are the very worst vampires of all." -- Advertising Age

Superman/Spider-Woman Bollywood Musical Number

Via Boing Boing.
More Indian Superman clips here.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

DCLD Gives Birth


Dick Cheney's Lesbian Daughter gave birth to Samuel David this morning, confusing the Cheneyfans at Free Republic and catching Draft Dick Cheney with its pants down.

Counting Down...


...to the birth of Mary Cheney's Miracle Baby, at Draft Dick Cheney!

Another Great Shot From Last Sunday's Simpsons


Jack Bauer Meets Bart Simpson.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Christian Burial

Breaking News from ABCNEWS.com:

LIBERTY UNIVERSITY STUDENT ARRESTED FOR HAVING MULTIPLE NAPALM-LIKE BOMBS, REPORTEDLY INTENDED TO DISRUPT PROTESTERS AT JERRY FALWELL'S FUNERAL SERVICE
"Napalm is the most terrible pain you can imagine," said Kim Phuc, a napalm bombing survivor known from a famous Vietnam War photograph. "Water boils at 100 degrees Celsius. Napalm generates temperatures of 800 to 1,200 degrees Celsius." Link, via Wikipedia.
UPDATE: Commenter Slim Tyranny at abc.com has a point:
Intended to "disrupt" protestors? by "disrupt", does ABC News mean "kill"? Why the whitewash of this terrorist plot?
A memorial for Falwell on the campus of Liberty University. REUTERS/Chris Keane

Critique Of Principal Skinner


From Episode #399.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Poor Kid


Can you tell I'm on a Superboy jag lately?
Cover: Grand Comic Book Database

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Oh My God

Today's immigration deal is transforming the far-right, Bush-worshipping Free Republic board into an impeachment-hungry mob! Good excerpts at Wonkette.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Call Your Mother

Superboy #71, March, 1959

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

No More Tears, Four More Years!

The Draft Dick Cheney blog is open for comments.

Friday, May 04, 2007

They Hate Us Because We Love Free Comic Book Day

FCBD_07_BongoSaturday, stores will be giving comics away for free. Click here for the shocking explanation, and to find a participating shop near you.

Or, if you're in Seattle, just come to Comics Dungeon, where I'll be signing my story in the free Bongo comic, lowering its value from zero cents to less than zero.

250 NE 45th Street, noon-5:00.

Thursday, May 03, 2007