An Interview Where I Don't Sound Like A Chimp
Brandon Jerwa (left) conducted it.
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Why Are You Here?
You should be at the comic book store buying two copies of THE FLASH. Written by me, if you must know.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
I'm Psyched About The New Supergrass Album
Friday, March 07, 2008
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
This Is Funny
Hart Seely's Hardballs: How would Chris Matthews sound if he talked to men like he talks to women? @ Slate.
The Daily Planet
A Malaysian rock singer who stripped off his shirt and bared his chest to reveal a bright red Superman logo has been barred from television concerts for three months by the country’s media authority.Superman Stunt Undoes Malaysian Rocker, New York Times
Self-styled 'comedy terrorist' Aaron Barschak told the Jewish News this week that “Jesus always beats Superman” after escaping a conviction for harassment.'Jesus beats Superman', TotallyJewish.com
Barschak was arrested in November 2006 after brandishing a pornographic magazine at Michael Jackson outside the Hempel Hotel in Craven Hill, Paddington, and allegedly shouting “Are you here for the Children in Need week, Michael?”
He refused an £80 fine and was taken to court after fan Danny Oliver, dressed in a Superman jacket, complained to patrolling police that there were children in the crowd who found the images distasteful.
A man called Kent wearing a Superman T-shirt bit a stranger on the face and punched and kicked him in the head while he was on the floor in an unprovoked attack outside a pub, a court heard.'Superman' Bit Stranger In The Face, Court Told, This Is Exeter.co.uk
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Pauline Kael Just Blew My Mind
From Trash, Art and the Movies, in the February, 1969 issue of Harper's:
Are your ears burning, comics?
Damn, I love my Harper's subscription. Seventeen bucks, and I get to go online and read everything they've published since 1850.
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Great Events Seen Through The Lives Of Two Very Special People
Over at A.H.O.Y., someone (not me) prepared this brilliant timeline of that pivotal year 2003. If you haven't voted, this week, go!
Jan. 28: In State of the Union address, George W. Bush says Saddam Hussein recently tried to buy uranium from Africa for nuclear bombs.
Feb. 4: Fox News host Bill O’Reilly tells Jeremy Glick, anti-war son of a 9/11 victim, his dead dad would be ashamed of him. Interview ends with O’Reilly shouting, “Shut up. Shut up…Cut his mic. I’m not going to dress you down anymore, out of respect for your father.”
Feb. 5: U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell tells United Nations that Saddam has links to al-Qaeda and weapons of mass destruction.
Feb. 10: O'Reilly guarantees victory in Iraq. "Once the United States and Britain unleash, it's maybe hours."
Feb. 15: Millions march worldwide against war.
Feb. 26: O’Reilly tells peace movement: “Once the war against Saddam begins, we expect every American to support our military, and if they can't do that, to shut up… Just fair warning to you, Barbra Streisand."
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Jan. 28: In State of the Union address, George W. Bush says Saddam Hussein recently tried to buy uranium from Africa for nuclear bombs.
Feb. 4: Fox News host Bill O’Reilly tells Jeremy Glick, anti-war son of a 9/11 victim, his dead dad would be ashamed of him. Interview ends with O’Reilly shouting, “Shut up. Shut up…Cut his mic. I’m not going to dress you down anymore, out of respect for your father.”
Feb. 5: U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell tells United Nations that Saddam has links to al-Qaeda and weapons of mass destruction.
Feb. 10: O'Reilly guarantees victory in Iraq. "Once the United States and Britain unleash, it's maybe hours."
Feb. 15: Millions march worldwide against war.
Feb. 26: O’Reilly tells peace movement: “Once the war against Saddam begins, we expect every American to support our military, and if they can't do that, to shut up… Just fair warning to you, Barbra Streisand."
March 9: In bar, O’Reilly allegedly tells associate producer Andrea Mackris and college friend, “Boy, I would have had fun with you two!” and suggests a three-way.
March 17: Bush gives Saddam 48 hours to resign or face U.S. invasion.
March 18: O’Reilly tells Good Morning America: “If the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it’s clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush administration again.”
March 19: U.S. launches predawn “decapitation” air strikes on Saddam’s palaces.
March 21: Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh says, "I'm not messing with people who want to say this attack is illegal, it's not warranted, it's not justified…. Take your propaganda to somebody else."
March 24: Limbaugh buys 60 tablets of Norco, an addictive painkiller, from one of his four prescription-writing doctors.
March 28: Limbaugh says, “Even I thought it would take the mainstream media more than a week to attempt to undermine the war effort. I didn't think it would happen this soon.''
April 2: Army forces rescue Pfc. Jessica Lynch from hospital in Nasiriya. Story appears on covers of Time and Newsweek.
April 7: Limbaugh says, "We're discovering WMDs all over Iraq… Our troops have found dozens of barrels of chemicals in an agricultural facility 30 miles northwest of Baghdad."
April 9: U.S. forces take Baghdad. Crowd topples statute of Saddam. Looters pillage National Museum of Iraq.
April 15: Limbaugh buys 84 Norco tablets.
April 22: O’Reilly, citing continued WMD search, gives himself an extension on his national apology: “A month from today, we’ll do this story again.”
April 23: Limbaugh says report shows Iraq disposed of weapons before invasion: “What it means is, that Saddam or his agents knew in advance where the UN was going.”
April 24: Limbaugh buys 180 Norco tablets.
May 1: Limbaugh buys 90 tablets of OxyContin, a highly addictive painkiller.
May 1: On aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln, Bush calls Iraq a success. Banner says, “Mission Accomplished.”
May 15: Limbaugh buys 96 Norco tablets.
May 27: Limbaugh buys 50 anti-anxiety Xanax tablets and 64 Norco tablets.
Sometime in May: Over dinner, O’Reilly allegedly propositions Mackris and friend, tells of wild Scandinavian airline hostesses and a Thai sex show “girl” who showed him things in a back room that “blew (his) mind;” he also suggests a three-way and asks for phone sex.
May 31: O’Reilly clashes with comic Al Franken at book expo, yelling, “Shut up! You had your 35 minutes! Shut up!”
June 2: Limbaugh buys 30 tablets of Lorcet, a painkiller similar to Norco.
June 3: Limbaugh buys 240 Norco tablets.
June 10: Limbaugh buys 30 tablets of Lorcet.
June 16: Limbaugh buys 21 tablets of Clonidine, an agent often used to counter effects of stimulants.
June 18: Limbaugh buys 100 Norco tablets.
June 19: Limbaugh tells listeners Simon & Schuster is lying about runaway sales of Hillary Clinton’s book, “Living History” because publisher is run by liberals.
June 26: International Atomic Energy Agency says Iraq had no active nuclear program.
June 27: Limbaugh buys 30 Clonidine and 40 Lorcet tablets.
June 30: Limbaugh buys 100 Norco tablets.
July 6: Former ambassador Joseph Wilson says Iraq did not try to buy uranium from Niger, as Bush claimed in State of the Union address.
July 8: Limbaugh buys 88 Norco tablets.
July 7: White House concedes mistake in Bush’s State of the Union speech.
July 10: Sales of Hillary Clinton's book surpass 1 million copies.
July 14: Columnist Robert Novak writes that Valerie Plame, wife of Joseph Wilson, is a CIA operative, effectively ending her career.
July 14: Limbaugh says he’s joining ESPN’s Sunday Night Football. Also, he buys 30 Clonidine tablets.
July 22: Saddam’s sons, Uday and Qusay, killed in Mosul palace firefight. To prove their deaths, Pentagon releases photographs of corpses’ faces.
July 30:. Bush, admitting mistake in State of the Union speech, says, “I take personal responsibility for everything I say, absolutely.”
July 31: National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice says she takes “personal responsibility” for mistake in Bush’s speech.
Aug. 6: Limbaugh buys 40 Hydrocodone tablets.
Aug. 11: Limbaugh buys 60 Norco tablets.
Aug. 18: Limbaugh buys 60 Norco tablets.
Aug. 29: Limbaugh buys 240 tablets of Hydrocodone, a highly addictive painkiller.
Sept. 7: Bush asks Congress for $87 billion to fund the Iraq war.
Sept. 8: Limbaugh tells listeners the World Tribune, “one of the papers in the United Kingdom,” says Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction have been found in Lebanon. The World Tribune turns out to be a web site based in Falls Church, Virginia, which offers special reports on UFOs.
Sept. 15: Limbaugh buys 36 Clonidine tablets.
In September: Over dinner, O’Reilly allegedly begs Mackris for phone sex.
Sept. 24: O’Reilly asks Condoleezza Rice if he should apologize to the country because no WMD has been found in Iraq. She says, “No, Bill, you don't have to apologize,” and notes that U.S. inspector David Kay is still searching.
Sept. 26: Limbaugh buys 120 Hydocodone tablets and 30 tablets of Kadian, an addictive painkiller.
Sept. 28: On ESPN, Limbaugh says the liberal media goes easy on Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb because he is black.
Oct. 2: U.S. chief weapons inspector David Kay says there are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
Oct. 1: Limbaugh resigns from ESPN due to controversy over McNabb comments.
Oct. 2: The National Enquirer reports Limbaugh is target of prescription drug probe.
Oct. 5: White House insists that neither Presidential advisor Karl Rove, nor Vice President Chief of Staff I. Lewis Libby, leaked Plame’s name.
Oct. 6: Bush calls Plame leak ''a criminal action'' and vows to find the source.
Oct. 8: O’Reilly storms off National Public Radio’s “Fresh Air” because interviewer Terry Gross doesn’t stick to discussing his new book, “Who’s Looking Out for You?”
Oct. 10: Limbaugh tells listeners he’s hooked on painkillers and is going into rehab.
Nov. 17: Out of rehab, Limbaugh returns to radio show.
Nov. 25: Limbaugh’s office searched in “doctor shopping” drug probe.
Dec. 13: U.S. troops capture Saddam outside Tikrit. Bush tells country, “A dark and painful era is over.”
Mid-December: Over dinner, O’Reilly allegedly brags to Mackris that he’s had phone sex with other women. He asks her for phone sex.
Thursday, December 20, 2007
CHRISTMAS DREAMS by ZIGGY-WITH-A-HAT (Please Re-Post!!)
My Mutual No. 1 MySpace Friend Ziggy-With-A-Hat has asked friends and friends of friends to repost his beautiful new Christmas poem. So, without further delay:
CHRISTMAS DREAMS by ziggy-with-a-hat (please re-post!!)
christmas dreams: keep them in your heart!
christmas kisses: save them for under the mistletoe!
christmas trees: decorate tehm in the silence of a chilly night!
christmas hot cocoa: drink it in the company of freinds!
christmas lollypops: suck them first thing christmas morning!
christmas presents: open them happily!
christmas songs: sing them with a vengence!
christmas specials: watch them on TV!
christmas cake: eat every last bite!
christmas jesus: worship him with open arms!
CHRSTMAS DREAMS: KEEP THEM IN YOUR HEART FOREVER!!!
-ziggy-with-a-hat
(please re-post!)
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Bits Of Beer-n-Meat Business
ITEM! Surely you've seen the deeply pants-moving Dark Knight trailer by now! So go watch it again!
ITEM! Hey! Want to watch a quick, funny video about what an incredible genius I Am Legend creator Richard Matheson is? Because he is. Besides I Am Legend, he wrote The Incredible Shrinking Man, some great Twilight Zones, and... well, go see and be stunned! It's in Kevin Maher's hee-larious video section of amctv.com's science fiction blog! WARNING: Contents will make you 15% nerdier!
ITEM! Lots to do? Tough! Because you're not going to get any of it done! Instead, you'll be over at Classic Television Showbiz, taking a shame bath as you squander hours watching delicious crap such as:
Flash-Gram
So I'm working on a multi-part story for The Flash, "Fast Money," with artist Freddie E. Williams II. The first issue, #238, goes on sale March 19. You can order it now through your funnybook store. Or wait 'til it comes out; I'll remind you.
Here's Freddie's cover:
I hate to be the one to have to say it, but the guy who's scaring The Flash is really mean.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
GO! NOW!
Vote for the A.H.O.Y. -- AssHole Of the Year! This year it's easy, fast, fun, and web-based. Bonus: no paper trail!
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
The Greatest Comics Idea Since Superman
An advice column for comics nerds!! Why didn't anyone think of this before?
Q. What is the best way for a fanguy to approach a fangirl at the LCS if he's interested?Jess Knows Best
Aisle-d Curiosity
A. First, there are a couple things you must avoid:
1) Lurking too long before speaking to her.
You’ll just come off as creepy and weird, but, like -- the bad kind of creepy and weird.
2) Avoiding eye-contact.
I highly suggest a direct eye-contact approach. If you make sure to make eye-contact, it will keep you from accidentally saying hello to the lady’s ladies, if’n ya know what I mean. No girl likes that.
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Years Of Agony
Vinage Gay Pulp fills just one of many fascinating photosets that put us all in debt to Flickr star Miss Magnolia Thunderpussy. If you don't have the hours it would take to view them all, try not to miss Variety, Vaudeville And Circus Acts; Girls Will Be Boys And Boys Will Be Girls; Children; and The Accordion And Its Role In World Peace. [Via Metafilter.]
Friday, November 02, 2007
Thursday, November 01, 2007
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