REG. U.S. PAT. OFF.
they can have 'em- that crater they have in the outback would be a dandy spot for the Dickster's bunker!
Riddle me this:What does Yankee pitcher Carl Pavano have in common with the U.S. Bill of Rights?
They both got hammered by Alberto Gonzalez. (I shouldn't have to explain this to you, but Alberto Gonzalez is a Yankee farmhand who hit the line drive off Pavano yesterday in spring training. Keep your fingers crossed for this guy. If he makes it, he'll be nicknamed "Attorney General.")
I'm trying to come up with a clever comment that involves the Hopping Mad Collection Agency. I've got nothing.
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