Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Excerpts from George W. Bush's conversations with the Dalai Lama.

Heck, back when you won the Nobel Prize, the darn thing meant something. These days, it's garbage, a beauty contest, and everybody knows it.
By Seely, at Slate.


Rockin' Rich said...

You KNOW he said "Hello Dolly!"

How could he not?

bubba g. russo said...

W: I thought you'd be taller.
Lama: And I thought you'd be smarter.
W: I thought you'd be younger-I saw The Golden Ghild.
Lama: George, are you familiar with the sounds of no hands clapping?
W: I can name that tune in ONE NOTE, buster!
Lama: Let me present you with a karmic kick to the head, to see if that makes any difference. (Lama kicks Bush in head, breaking his foot in several places) Owww!
W: If I was still in Texas, you'd be riding Ol' Sparky for assault with intent to kick some sense into me. And I'm not giving any aid to Tibet, because that would be a slap in the face to our freedom loving trade partners, the People's Republic of China. But I'd still like to get a diaper like that in my size.