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14 comments:
He's still afraid of human animal hybrids isn't he?
Also, "Check Out The Fact That Superfrankenstein Supports Terrorists!"
Certainly Spysmasher can do better slander than that. Supports terrorists? That's kid's stuff. Heck, the other day I was debating Joe Quesada's stance on female creators with a "men's rights advocate." When I expressed skepticism of his anti-feminist crusade, likening it to other lame oppressed majority movements, he told me I "support little boys being raped." Now *that's* an accusation.
You win, Cole!
By the way, I support them, too. It must be quite an ordeal.
"Certainly Spysmasher can do better slander than that."
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Dear Liberal,
I was satirizing the poor quality of SF's slander of Bush. The quality of my posts MUST be pretty good -- I've cowed SF into stopping his idiotic political posts altogether! He doesn't dare do them any more, because he fears my responses. Ditto with everyone who posts here. I have argued them ALL into silence.
It was easy! All you liberals know how to do is repeat BUSH SUCKS over and over and over and over, until it echoes through your otherwise empty heads.
"Dear Liberal"? That's all the love I get for crafting that loving banana bomb post in your honor a few months back? Hmmph. How soon they forget.
By the way, Spy, I'm thinking there might be another reason why no one talks to you, that isn't explained by your towering intellect or powerful debate kung fu.
Just sayin'.
Dear Liberal,
The issue is not that "no one talks to me." The issue is that UNLIKE when I first started posting here, no one dares ARGUE with me, because they know they will be shot down with F-A-C-T-S. For God's sake, the ill-informed libs who post here don't even know that the economy is booming! They know only one thing: "BUSH SUCKS." What they will do with their lives once Bush leaves office is completely beyond me.
Spy, I love the way you use the word "liberal" like it was synonymous with "leper". It's very endearing.
Frankly, while Bush is irritating in his smug, entitled self-righteousness, he's really no more obnoxious than any other DKE president out there. The world is filled with pricks, and it's pointless to hate them all. Besides, there's nothing cool about hating Bush now that his support has dwindled to about 35% of the population. Everybody I know, from my grandma to my grocer, thinks he's a fool.
Way I see it, Spy, at this point you're a wingnut "dead-ender", with your ideology in its "last throes". Except in this case, unlike the Iraq insurgency, it's like, actually true. Neoconservatiism has been tried, and up and down the line it's an embarrassing failure. Your boys' only shot at holding off the wolves is the raw, naked power grab approach. Which, I won't deny, has a pretty good chance of working.
Really, it's all of the horrible, unworkable, destructive, morally repugnant, and often illogical ideas that Bush stands for, ideas that have made the US a less safe, less fair, less humane place to live, that I really hate.
Now Cheney, I loathe that pigfucker. And that's a F-A-C-T, J-A-C-K.
"For God's sake, the ill-informed libs who post here don't even know that the economy is booming!"
Wahington Post, 7/28/06:
"Economy Slows Sharply, Inflation Heats Up"
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/07/28/AR2006072800408.html
"U.S. economic growth slowed and inflation rose in the three months ending in June, the government reported today, confirming earlier signs that consumers are hunkering down in response to higher energy prices and interest rates.
Businesses also spent less on home building and on equipment and software, while federal-government spending dropped in the second quarter. All totaled, the nation's gross domestic product, which measures the value of all goods and services produced, rose at a below-average 2.5 percent annual rate in the second quarter, a sharp drop from the rapid 5.6 percent pace of the first quarter, the Commerce Department said.
The Commerce Department reported Thursday sales of new homes fell in June by the largest amount in four months while the inventory of unsold homes climbed to a record high, providing further evidence that the once-booming housing sector is slowing.
Meanwhile, consumer prices shot up at a heated 4.1 percent annual pace in the quarter, according to Commerce's inflation measure. That was more than double the rate in the previous quarter, and matched the rate of the third quarter of last year, when energy prices soared after Hurricanes Katrina and Rita.
The inflation rate was much higher than the increase in workers' wages, salaries and benefits, according to the Labor Department's employment cost index, which was also released today. The ECI rose 0.9 percent in the last quarter, up from a 0.6 percent increase in the first quarter. That left the index 3 percent higher in June than the same month last year
"It adds up to an economy heading into a fairly significant slowdown . . . with consumers facing a lot of headwinds," said Nariman Behravesh, chief economist for Global Insight, a financial analysis firm."
BOOM!
Knock yourself out, Cole, but I don't even read spysm's comments anymore, let alone argue. I used to run his name and picture on the front, but he squandered the attention by writing badly, obviously, and boringly. So you're welcome to use this space to give him all the attention you choose, but don't get too frustrated when he just laps it up and baits you for more.
Point well taken.
Dear Spice Masher,
Since you've cowed all ten of the liberals here at Superfrankenstein with your devastating wit and your obvious mastery of the "facts" (code for White House Talking Points), why don't you go and challenge the liberals at Daily Kos or Sadly, No or Eschaton? Over at those sites are hundreds of thousands of liberals who have never heard of Spice Masher and they still believe that conservatives are all crooks, liars and fools. Take it on the road and soar to even greater success and fame!
Or doesn't Netvocates pay you enough for that?
By the way, how does it feel to be voted Ann Coulter of the comic book blogs? I bet your parents are so proud!
Almost every item posted here gets NO comments.
Except when I choose to comment on an item, then a lively discussion with multiple comments ensues.
Guess what? The biggest attraction at this site is ME.
Way to ignore me, everyone!
So, Spice Masher,
What happened when you went to Daily Kos and Sadly, No and Eschaton? Bet you showed them, huh?
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