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Friday, July 07, 2006

News From Back Home

Posted by Stang at 10:10


Cops Grab Captain America--On Fourth Of July!

Argument Over Last Beer Ends In Armed Robbery!

Three Killings, Four Stabbings, Six Armed Robberies, Six Shootings, 22 Burglaries, Two Hanging Suicides--In One Weekend!

Syracuse Population Decreases!

 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Re: Captain America.

Give the boy a frikkin' NO PRIZE.

Also taking donations for a life.

7/13/2006 6:32 PM

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