Saturday, March 04, 2006

Quote Of The Week

When you call us, ladies and gentleman, just so you know, we do have your phone number, and if you say anything untoward, obscene, or anything like that, Fox security then will contact your local authorities, and you will be held accountable.
Bill O'Reilly, on his call-in radio show.


captain_slinky said...

Wow! Even if it's not a toll-free number, I think that the 50-cents for a call from a phone booth is a more-than-fair price to pay for getting to make him turn red when I shout out "CRAPKEITHASS OLBERMAN PISSCOCK" on the air.

How many untraceable calls do you think it will take before the "local authorities" just kinda give up and start fining O'Rieley?

Hoosier X said...

Leave O'Reilly alone!

He is a very sick, senile old man who is at least 150 years old, and he should be resting during his twilight years, lying in the sun, sexually harrassing the nurses, enjoying the fuits of his long career of shameless asshattery and conservative hate speech.

No, the real villain is Rupert Murdoch for exploiting a senile old man's ego just for ratings (and to be the conduit for White House propaganda).

El Duque said...


Do you think O'Reilly still fantasizes about that intern's breasts?

I don't think you can do mentally falafel-wax a lady, then just put her out of your mind forever. I think he's still pining over her and then taking it out on listeners.

Anonymous said...

Did he actually infer that people should be held ACCOUNTABLE for the things they say? Well alright then, why don't we hold him and his ilk ACCOUNTABLE for what they say?