'Did He Get The Quail?'

Free Republic, the right wing message board, is bursting with posts on the Cheney shooting:

Great.. now every gun control nut is gonna come out of the woodworks and announce how dangerous guns are..
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This happened yesterday afternoon? wow great sources the media has lol
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Cheney must feel Horrible... the libs are going to try to use this accident to no end...
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This is crazy, I can't wait to hear what my idiot officemates have to say about this.
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Did the VP accidentally shoot somebody

Vincent Foster? Oops, that was the co-President doing the shooting, not the VP, and it was intentional and not accidental. Never mind...
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When the Clintons shoot *their* lawyer, he *stays* dead.
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It's still safer than going driving with Teddy Kennedy.
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LDU* wants him charged with attempted murder!

Sure, right after Teddy Kennedy's prosecuted for his successful murder.
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I'd still rather hunt with Cheney, than drive with Kennedy.
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It's still safer than going driving with Teddy Kennedy.

LOL!!
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It's still safer than going driving with Teddy Kennedy.

ROFLMAO. At least this man is still alive!
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I'd still rather hunt with Cheney, than drive with Kennedy.

WURD!
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Well, what's the hubbub all about?

Actually, Cheney invited Ted Kennedy, but he couldn't make it...
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That too funny hey one thing for sure Ted Kennedy has one up on VICE president

One kill LOL!
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Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than Dick Cheney's gun!!!
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Poll: 90% would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy.

The difference between VP Cheney and Teddy. At least Teddy has one confirmed kill.
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OMG, you are funny!
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Has anyone heard from Howard Dean today??? : )
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I was thinking maybe he took Howard Dean hunting.
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Cheney told Dean to 'walk on ahead and flush out some birds'.
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I think Cheney should go on tv ASAP and invite Howard Dean to go hunting with him. lol
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I hope that at the inevitable press conference, Cheney says: "We invited Howard Dean, but he said he would be busy at an ACLU rally against the Boy Scouts".
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rofling! I know. I'm sorry I cant keep a straight face about this. I hope it was a Democrat. A bipartisan hunting trip. What a great idea.

Ok, sue me. Even the Fox anchors are having a hard time keeping a straight face.just watch.
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I checked on Newsmeat, all of Whittington's donations have been to Republicans. People are crazy to think it is anything other than an accident. If Whittington was hunting with Cheney, he had a loaded shotgun too, there is no way that anyone would be allowed around Cheney with a firearm if they were not 100% trusted.
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"...after Cheney sprayed Whittington with shotgun pellets..."

Well, if you're quail hunting, you're not using slugs. And as far as 'spraying,' a shotgun produces a shot PATTERN.

These reporters are morons.
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I love how the DUmmies* couldn't care less that Teddy Kennedy killed a human being, probably on purpose, but hunting animals and not eating them is the worst crime in the world. Its not like Kerry was going to eat whatever he shot at his photo-op either.
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I just want to know if Cheney was able to get another shot at the bird he was originally shooting at?
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Did he get the quail ?
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If it had been Clinton, Gore, or Kerry on some phoney hunting trip they would have dug up some other poor sucker to take the fall for this.
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Fox says big adieu about nothing
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What? They're not tying this to HALIBURTON? Didn't Haliburton manufacture the pellets or something? ROFLMAO!

Rush is going to have a blast with this come Monday. :)
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WHO WANTS TO BET ME THAT KATIE COURIC IS WETTING HER PANTS RIGHT NOW.....AT THE THOUGHT THAT THIS WILL BE THE FIRST WORDS OUT OF HER MOUTH TOMORROW MORNING.
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to be introduced this week (joke):

Kerry's/Hillary's Gun Contol Bill: Bill indicates that Hunters over 65 years of age will have to surrender their firearms, before they receive their check (SSoc) or Prescription discounts.

I would't put it past them.
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Adlai Stevenson shot his sister's friend to death when he was 12.
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I would go hunting any day with Cheney and wouldn't be worried one bit.
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Accidents happen!

* I think they mean democraticunderground.com