Thursday, February 16, 2006

THE NEWS
EXPLAINED WITH COMIC BOOK COVERS

jimmy_hippiePress Gives White House Heat Over Cheney Shooting


jimmy_saveCheney Turns To Fox News


spidey_cop_outBush 'Satisfied' With Cheney's Account Of Shooting


spidey_ock_winsSheriff: Cheney Won't Face Charges


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Covers: The Grand Comic Book Database.

I explain the news with comic book covers nearly every week, here and at Pulse.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

This "comic covers explain the news" feature you do is very tired. No matter what happens, your take on it is that Bush is evil.

The terrorists behead people and riot over cartoons -- but to you, the most important thing about EVERY issue is that Bush is evil. I guess after 9/11 you ran down the street screaming "It's Bush's fault!"

I hope that terrorism never strikes you or your loved ones. If it does, you'll discover it involves murder, pain and death, and is therefore quite unfunny.

Never mind. To the likes of you. EVERYTHING is a joke. And, sadly, evey punchline is the same: Bush is evil. It stopped being funny ages ago. Now it comes off as sad and bitter.

Superfrankenstein said...

Is that you, Mom?

Anonymous said...

Wow, that is such a great comeback! I'd give YOU a comeback that's equally good, but I recently lost my fifth grade jokebook.

Hey -- there was a mudslide today that klled well over 1,000 people. Funny stuff! THAT ought to give you some great material! Death is always funny, right? (Obviously, it was all Bush's fault. Like everything is in your world.)

Time for your lame "joke" of a response now.

El Duque said...

Superfrankenstein,

That's not your mom.

It's CHENEY!

Anonymous said...

Yes! Good one! Cheny thinks death is funny! He even has a web site where he mocks the effort to fight terrorism and blames everything on Bush. On no, wait... that's THIS web site. Never mind.

In keeping with the tenor of the above replies...

You are all poo poo faces!

Ginger Mayerson www.hackenblog.com said...

Gee, Tom, looks like my trolls are vacationing here.

Bush is evil, but these comic book covers are cool.

I don't know what Tom thought on 9/11, but the first thing that went through my mind was that we had the worst possible govenment at the worst possible moment and our luck had finally run out. My second thought was, what did bushco do or not do to prevent this?

This might be too complex for the Troll-brain, let me put it in Troll-speak: "Ug! Boog! Eeek!"

El Duque said...

Superfrankenstein,

Checkmate. He's got you with the poo poo joke. Don't even try a witty comeback. Nothing tops a poo poo. I never even saw it coming either. That's what makes him so funny.

Superfrankenstein said...

I pronounce it the jape of the season!

ugh said...

Anonymous, why don't you go back to flagwavingdouchebags.com where you came from?