Sunday, September 17, 2006

James Bond At The McDonald's Drive-Thru

I'll have a Double Quarter Pounder with Polodico cheese. Coarsely ground Argentine tenderloin, broiled three inches from the flame, five minutes per side. Two shakes of black pepper. Arugula, cherry tomatoes, and hollandaise sauce on black bread.

French Fries, hot, very crunchy on the outside, tossed with sea salt and chopped raw onion, double side of roasted garlic mayonnaise.

Hot Apple Pie baked with Granny Smith apples, cloves instead of cinnamon to cut sweetness, top crust garnished with four thumb-sized shavings of Cabot cheddar.

And a large Sprite.


el duque said...

“Thank you for your order, Mr. Bond. But I’ve learned that one Quarter-Pounder is happenstance. A Double Quarter-Pounder is coincidence. A Triple Quarter-Pounder is enemy action.”

“So do you expect me order more, Goldenfry?”

“No, Mister Bond. I expect you to die.”

Anonymous said...

Two shakes? Clearly the Timothy Dalton Bond, because Connery, Moore and Brosnan would all insist on freshly ground.

Mitch said...

No, this is more the Ian Fleming Bond.