Friday, September 22, 2006

News From Home

The woman got in the car and the two went to a nearby parking lot to negotiate a price for sex.

She asked the cop if he was a cop.

The officer said "no."

"That's OK, because I am," the woman told the officer as she pulled out handcuffs and a two-way radio.
Fake John Vs. Fake Cop
Syracuse Post Standard
Contributed by Monster Force Junior Correspondent Bake.

4 comments:

Mark said...

DON'T JUDGE ME.

el duque said...

Alien v. Predator.
Jason v. Freddy.
King Kong v. Godzilla.
Fake Hooker v. Fake Cop.

Anonymous said...

Hey, at least they know how to keep a secret identity *secret*!

bubba g. russo said...

This story actually made it to mainstream FM radio here in Washingtonland! The faux "cop" earned the daily "Bad Kitty Scratch" award from DJ Doniele Flynn on WWDC 101 Monday 9/25!
I guess Ms. Greene chose the timing for her sudden change of employment poorly.
Only in the 'Cuse!
PS: will the cop also be charged with impersonating a john?