Sunday, October 29, 2006

MEHLMANIA!

mehlmanIt's sweeping the nation! Everybody's following the antics of that wacky Republican National Committee Chief, Ken Mehlman. Recent fun:

Lying about not knowing Jack Abramoff!

Claiming, falsely, that he didn't have the authority to remove a racist campaign ad!

Taking money from gay porn producers!

What will he do next???

(I actually know someone who went to college with old Ken, but I don't know if he'd want to be "outed." My friend, I mean, not Ken. Well, I don't know if Ken wants to be outed or not either, but that's another matter entirely.)

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Mehlman!

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Mehlman!

dont really care if hes gay actually

MEHLMAN!

streaky05

5 comments:

el duque said...

Monster Force,

Why should we listen to any of you, what with your lurid track records of writing sex.

The dirty, slimy truth is this: YOU ALL HAVE HAD FICTIONAL SEX. EVERY ONE OF YOU. AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO TELL US WHAT TO THINK?

Ken Mehlman should be applauded for bringing fictional sex out of the closet. Vote Republican!

WHAT DO WE WANT? NO MORE FICTIONAL SEX. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW.

Superfrankenstein said...

el duque,

Did you not write a novel with scenes of lesbianism and brothelism?

el duque said...

No. You're wrong. Besides, I didn't post here to talk about that. I came here to remind people about my children's book, which will be out next year. Ask me about that. Don't you want America to win?

Superfrankenstein said...

el duque, I refer you to the first sentence of your novel, Brothers (Scribners, 1989):

Two lesbians walked into a brothel.

bubba g. russo said...

And now, also leaving the heady heights of political power and influence in disgrace.
Ken, we hardly knew ye.
Take your pal Rove with you.