Monday, November 20, 2006

It's A Wonderful Presidency

By Frank Cammuso and Hart Seely, at Slate.

GEORGE: If it wasn't for me, everybody would be better off! Laura, Don Rumsfeld, Tony Blair—they'd all be happier. I'm a failure. I wish I was never born!

CLARENCE: But that's abortion! Well. OK, tell you what. [He snaps his fingers.] You've got your wish. From now on, George W. Bush was never born!
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Blind robin said...

This may be just what that guy Seely needs to pull ahead in the poll.

bubba g. russo said...

If only abortion were retroactive!
Or Babs had more forcefully repelled George HW's advances on that fateful night...