Vice President Dick Cheney throws out the ceremonial first pitch for the home opener between the [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] at [REDACTED], [REDACTED]day, April [REDACTED], 2006, in [REDACTED]. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)
Comic books are displayed at U.S. President George W. Bush 's bedroom in his restored childhood home in Midland, Texas, April 10, 2006. First Lady Laura Bush and former U.S. President George H. W. Bush and Barbara Bush will officially dedicate the facility April 11. Bush lived in the house from 1952-1955. REUTERS/Jeff MitchellLink
Shingles are clearing up. Thanks for all of the get well messages from NOT A SINGLE GOD DAMNED SUPERFRANKENSTEIN VISITOR. Clearly, the steroids are pissing me off about everything, just as the doctor warned. I only hope to God I run into one of you before they wear off.
And don't embarrass us both by feigning concern now. It's too late.
Comics legend Bad Dan Raspler is crashing at the SUPERFRANKENPAD post-convention. Between his constant demands and--I'm not kidding--a case of SHINGLES on my HEAD, for which I'm taking two rage-inducing STEROIDS, I don't have time to get you guys fighting in the comments today. But if I come back tomorrow and find that you've carried on without me, it will be the proudest day of my life!
