Tuesday, November 09, 2004

SuperFrankenstein Is Safe

"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved." -- John Ashcroft, 11/9/04

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does this mean those lady statues can take off their curtains and bare their breasts now? This is an outrage. The next 4 years in Washington are going to be like wet t-shirt night.

Secret El Duque

Anonymous said...

Now that he's gone, what will happen with those Lady Liberty statues in the Capital? Are they gonna take off their clothes again? Are we gonna have to look at bare breasts. I sure hope not. Last thing we need in America is Washington turning into some wet T-shirt girlie show. The terrorists will have won.

I just hope Mr. John goes back to Missouri and finds that dead man who beat him in the election four years ago and shoots him. That would suit me.

Duque (posting as Anoymous, because I don't trust anyone)

Stang said...

Duque, you've posted two comments now about the breasts.

Just in case you weren't keeping track.

Anonymous said...

I apologize for all the comments about the bare breasts. I guess I got carried away. Has that ever happened to you? I don't mean the bare breasts. I mean, getting carried away.

El Duque (still filing in secret, because the government is everywhere.)

Stang said...

Duque, I wasn't judging you about the comments or the breasts. Just trying to help you keep track. You can comment on the breasts again if you want.