Wednesday, September 21, 2005

News Alert

According to a published report:
Faced with the biggest crisis of his political life, President Bush has hit the bottle again, The National Enquirer can reveal.
Bush's Booze Crisis

[Thanks to El Duque]


Goody said...

If it's in the Enquirer, it HAS to be true!

Superfrankenstein said...

They couldn't print it if it wasn't true!

STFU said...

you know, I had a tryout at The Star, an AMI property, and I got inside look at the system there.

EVERY single WORD of the paper is vetted before it gets printed. However, Truth is a relative thing. I think they based Truth on whether or not they can or will get sued, kinda the same way a bookie takes bets on both sides of the "line."