If you voted in our super-important new Asshole Of The Year poll (see sidebar) before 8:01 PM Pacific time, I have to ask you to cast your ballot again. Due to I don't know what, your votes weren't counted. Sorry!
God damned paperless voting!
And remember, this is not your A.H.O.Y. vote! This is your prediction for who will win the election when it's held at year's end! Yes, like every other internet "poll," it means absolutely nothing!