Top third -- Game going fast, so far. Man, Kay sucks [...] So Kay is saying that Wells claims if the Sox get back to the Series, he'll retire after the season. Here's hoping the SOB is back next season . . . Please, stick an ice pick in my head if I have to listen to this financial report another second. How about a giant rally here, the Yankees can put up a 10-spot and then these guys can talk about the action instead of contract clauses like this was some frigging July series against Detroit? . . . I'd like to see Wells take a liner in the nuts.He says he'll probably cover today's and tomorrow's games, so if you're a fan of The Three Ps -- psychopathology, profanity and pink -- check in on him. But don't go alone.