Monday, October 10, 2005

Merchant Of The Week

Wham! Bam! Thank you, Mammon!

JESUS WATCHES is a Holy Ghost filled Christian Company, which was formed in January 2001, to promote and further the work of GOD in this world.

The main core of the company is to lift up the name of JESUS above every other name using high quality products especially watches through to leisure wear.
J3SUS WATCHES, "The Number One Site In The World For High Quality Christian Wristwatches!"

J3SUS IS POWER Ladies! Retail: £2,150.00! Special offer: £725.00!

J3SUS IS WEALTH Gents! Retail : £2,500.00! Special offer: £850.00!

J3SUS DIAMOND His & Hers, from £1,200!


Sleestak said...

'd love to know what other businesses this guy also is in.

el duque said...


On that watch, do Jesus' extended arms tell time, as Mickey Mouse's do on his watch?

If so, 9:15 must be tough to take.

Elayne said...

Not to mention quarter to three, el duque. "It's quarter to three, there's no one on the watch but crucified ol' me..."

philip said...

Finally mean it when you ask, "Jesus Christ, do you have any idea what time it is?"