The Ground Meat Cookbook, via This Is Pop!
Mideast Barbie dolls don Islamic veil, via Slog
Cheney Hospitalized, Power Not Transferred to Bush
I wake to the tweeting of birds and the feeling of something warm dripping down my snout. I lift my paw to feel my face. My bowtie is askew, my whiskers are bent, and my eyes are X's. A Million Little Meeces, by Mr. Jinks, as told to Jim Treacher.