Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Tom's Book Club: A Million Little Pieces

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Started this the other night and couldn't stop. The parts where author/criminal James Frey puked had me crying, and the parts where he cried had me shitting. It wasn't just honest; it was Five People You Meet In Heaven honest. If you, like a person Jack Nicholson once yelled at, "can't handle the truth," then you'd better stay a hundred miles away from A Million Little Pieces!

4 comments:

El Duque said...

Superfrankenstein,

The part where he eats a fetus and then pukes a live 5-pound baby has been questioned by reputable websites and might not be 100 percent true.

But if you're just posting trash to hit on Frey, for whatever reasons that motivate you, well, you better just hope he doesn't swap notes with Anderson Cooper and Eric Clapton.

You're on thin ice, buddyboy, and it's not wise to be starting campfires. Get the picture? Good.

Superfrankenstein said...

I liked it when James Frey was fighting the cop, and he grabbed the cop's gun, and the cop's glasses and cap fell off, and he said to the cop, "Why, Officer, without your glasses, you're beautiful," and they started making out, and then they had sex, and then they resumed the fight and then he shot the cop.

El Duque said...

Superfrankenstein,

I like the part where he sleeps with the nun, and out of guilt she orally rejects God, and then it turns out that she was actually his father, who'd gotten religious after his sex-change operation.

If that happened to me, I'd turn to drink, just like Frey did.

Life is full of strange twists, as Frey, Eric Clapton and Anderson Cooper well understand, right, Superfrankenstein? Right?

rev. billy bob gisher ©2005 said...

man you are weirder than i thought.

NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

all apologies to seinfeld.