Monday, June 19, 2006

It's A Jew! It's A Gay! It's Superman!

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The right wing board Free Republic is worried about Superman Returns. Is The Man Of Steel gay? Is he Jewish? Is he Jesus? Is he promiscuous? Does he hate America? Is he liberal?

Any possible curiosity value for me was lost when I learned that in the film he says he stands for "Truth, justice, and that other stuff."

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The new movie may have slick promos but the fact they made lois lane an unwed mother kills the mistique.

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I'm pretty much sick of the queer lobby in hollywood making every single movie into a gay propaganda flick. X-Men was supposed to be about 'tolerance'. Catwoman is now a dyke. The Writers Guild and the Directors Guild is completely infiltrated and they are trying hard to either convert all of us or destroy all entertainment.

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It's all about seizing innocence and perverting it any way they can.

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Yep. The homosexual lobby always takes that which is innocent and tries to pervert it to its own unnatural preferences.

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They really are getting more and more heterophobic by the day.

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Excuse me while I go throw up.

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Just seeing 2 men kiss makes me physically ill..and unfortunately this is something that the rabid gay people in New York keep forcing on the public .

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What red blooded American male is now going to want to walk into their local movie theater and see this now? Hey they can be what ever they want up in Manhattan or San Francisco, and I have no problem with it, but pleasssssssssse in public don't pervert my movies and tv.

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After this film was cast rumours on the net were that the star would come out the closet in the publicity run-up to the opening. I thought I'd wait to see if it was true. Now it doesn't matter if he does, no way I'm seeing this turkey.

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The gay crowd gets different movie posters and different trailers - like trailers featuring Superman coming out of a closet - literally. The studios act like gay men are the holy grail of box office and will pretty much turn anything into its gayest possible demoninator to appeal to them.

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The whole 'gayification' thing didn't start happening until the 80's after they somehow determined that if NY was ready for Studio 54 (which was basically a larger version of a typical gay club) then they could turn the rest of America gay.

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They also think Jesus was a homo.

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Better a Jewish Superman than a gay Superman.

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Ummmm...how many Jews grew up with goy parents in Kansas?

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A Jewish Superman would frost the Muslims, really twist them. I hope this theme takes off, no pun intended.

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The whole premise of Superman is Christianity based. Sending his only son to save the world....

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I guess, according to Hollywood, Jesus has to be either gay or secretly married to a prostitute. Jesus can't win in liberal la la land!

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They couldn't pay me enough to go see this pervert crap.
To be continued...

4 comments:

Jason said...

"I have no clue about modern Superman continuity. The last Superman comics I picked up was shortly after the Byrne reset. It left me cold at the time. That's coming up on 20 years now? I'm almost 2 decades behind the times when it comes to both Marvel & DC Comics."

I love how amidst fears of rampant gay sex amongst fourteen-year-old boys that will be caused by this movie there’s still one person making fun of John Byrne.

Ginger Mayerson www.hackenblog.com said...

Oh, honestly, fanboys, calm down. You can't catch being gay like the flu. Sheesh.

Oh, by the way, Tom, here's some Supes/Jimmy Olsen slash for you!

http://www.squidge.org/~minotaur/classic/myslash.html

Scroll down, it's the last three stories on the page.

Anonymous said...

"You can't catch being gay like the flu."

But it sure is fun trying!

Superfrankenstein said...

Go read the Superman/Jimmy slash Ginger linked to. It's totally Zee-Zee-Zee.