A Few Of The Many Great Things About 'Superman Returns'
(Described Too Vaguely To Spoil Anything, I Hope)
How Luthor got his money
Security footage of convenience store robbery
Daily Planet globe
Someone eats a piano
Shot in the eyeball
"How did you get here?" "I flew."
How super-hearing sounds
Pants-crappingly amazing airplane rescue
Great little kid
John Williams score, updated
Sob-inducing shot of Ma Kent in a crowd
Superman's Bar Mitzvah
Superman and Jimmy's sex scene
My rating: See the motherfucker!
But first, read The Onion A.V. Club's funny Villains Unlikely To Turn Up In Future Superman Movies!