STOP IT, PRANKSTER

Superman Is A Dick, an argument in covers, at National Lampoon.

Chris Appelhans' New Superman Animated Short.

Losing Lois Lane, a 20-minute comedy, at iFilm.

FAST & GOOD

Ryan Estrada, who last month created a 72-page comic in under 72 hours, planned to top it with a 96/96 comic this weekend. Instead, he went to Thailand to help rebuild some houses that were totalled by the tsunami. He's also selling books and original art for the cause.

Meanwhile, Bez spent much of this week making a 100 page comic in 100 hours (that's 15% of it in the picture above). He'll let you see it for a donation to tsunami relief.

Snitch Squeals On Rat

Watergate snitch John Dean says: the secret identity of Watergate snitch Deep Throat will come out soon because he's near death. That narrows it down.
[Thanks to El Duque]

Wha...?

I learned tonight--to my distress--that, since I messed up the template and turned all the greens to blacks and reds, computers running Windows can't see the big SUPERFRANKENSTEIN logo up top. I can't tell you how much this bothers me. Seriously. What causes a blog title to turn invisible? And what can one do about it? Does anyone know?

Blucky

Weight Watchers recipe cards from 1974, via Steve Coker. Don't miss the orifice-watering Frankfurter Spectacular.

KILL BILLVOL. 3

The New York Daily News reports:

Bill O'Reilly's sexual harassment nightmare continues - in front of a prime-time audience.

That's because tonight's episode of "Law & Order" bears a striking resemblance to O'Reilly's own troubles with a former producer, which resulted in the woman walking away with a boat-load of money.

Plus, he's the murder victim. Sounds like fun!

"...And He Plays Like Kenny G."

I have to remember to watch Larry King Live more often. Nobody's exactly jumping up and down that he's here, but I have a feeling we'll miss him when he's gone. Last night: questions for Paula Abdul and Ryan Seacrest from American Idol. Here are some highlights, courtesy of CNN Transcripts.

PAULA SETS THE RECORD STRAIGHT

KING: ...And Paula Abdul, judge on "American Idol," recording artist has sold more than 30 albums, and winner of a Grammy, Emmy and MTV award. [...]

SEACREST: You won all of those? That's great, sorry. That's the first time I've heard all of those.

ABDUL: Over 40 million.

SEACREST: Wow.

KING: Forty million.

SEACREST: Put that down on the card.

KING: We got it wrong.

ABDUL: I have two Emmys.

LARRY SAVES THE DAY

KING: La Palma, California, hello.

CALLER: Hi. My question is for Ryan. I know you say you haven't gone in for the Botox shots. But I want to find out if it's true that you enjoyed the buttocks injection?

SEACREST: Yes. I haven't heard that one, but not a lot of experience in that area.

KING: By the way, someone called in and said, now, this was just was someone, that they saw you with Teri Hatcher.

LARRY SHOWS HIS AGE

KING: By the way, I know anyone can show up for audition, clarinet players, right? Must you be a singer to be on "American Idol?"

SEACREST: To be on, to make it, yes. To show up, no. It's an open call. If you think you're...

KING: What if you had a guy come in with a clarinet, he came in front of you and he plays like Kenny G. What do you say to him?

SEACREST: We say that you're fantastic.

Of course, "Larry Shows His Age" is a nightly feature of Larry King Live. I'm sure we'll get a good one tonight when Larry talks to Great White and burn survivors!

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Cleverly chosen pages from Big Little Books at Lileks.

A.H.O.Y. WINNER

The ex-rummy or Rummy? Go see.

Sexy Boy

Over at Comic Book resources, The Mighty Layman snaps and posts Emerald City Comicon's 20 Most Fabulous Drinkers, or something like that.

Here's Layman's blog, your source for cat pictures and lies about yours truly (apparently, I broke both his jaw and his iPod in the same week).