SOMEBODY'S IN TROUBLE!

This SHOCK GIBSON story is the pure, uncut stuff.

Also great: "Shock" Gibson And The Room Of Death!

Satan's Laundromat

THEY FIGHT CRIME!

He's a scrappy coffee-fuelled cowboy on the run. She's a man-hating renegade opera singer who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They Fight Crime! [Thanks to Russell H.]

Who Can Save You Now?

Unfortunately for all of us, Sam Hughes (pictured above) has been thinking.

For the purposes of what I hope to be a technically and scientifically accurate document, I will define our goal thus: by any means necessary, to render the Earth into a form in which it may no longer be considered a planet.

How To Destroy The Earth [Via]

BEDFELLOWS

Regular visitors know God's Guide To The Hot Parts, the fundamentalist "action project" that fights Hollywood smut by describing it until you're a burning volcano.

Some of you might remember its literary cousin, God's Guide To The Hot Parts: Special Book Unit, which republishes the filthy passages from novels--and only the filthy passages.

If you thought those sites took ministry to its XXX-rated limits--that evangelism has hit some kind of porno barrier that it can never cross--think again. As the world coarsens and nastifies, so do its preachers and watchdogs. It's hard to imagine anything worse than The Hot Part's Guy's descriptions of movies--or Hot Parts: SBU's book excerpts--but an outfit called Parents Television Council figured it out.

Actual clips.

From actual TV shows.

Objectionable TV shows.

These swingers have what you want and they're eager to show it off, right here.

SOMEBODY DIES!

The very popular Superman Is A Dick has a new home and a broader mission. Just so you know: I don't personally believe that Superman is a dick.

PSYCHEZOIC!

Made-up animals at the b3ta zoo. [Thanks to Devin Grayson.]

Fear and Loathing in Hell

Save me a hot place, Hunter S. Thompson, and give my best to Nixon.

HOWL

Visionary Beat poetry...

dynamite protruding from male anus (clothed)
a man grabbing the breasts of a woman
thanking God for a scantily clad woman falling into the man's arms
women as display toys, dancing with open shirts (bras exposed)

...or fundamentalist Christian movie criticism? God's Guide To The Hot Parts tackles Son Of The Mask! Only The Hot Parts Guy could make me want to see it!

FIGHT!!!

1. Masked Mormon vs. The Sluttress
2. The Average Avenger vs. The Nefarious Pat of Butter
3. Madame Kick-Ass vs. The Iron Nose
4. Kid Tantrum vs. The Self-Important Bohemian

...And 46 more at The Absolute Bottom 50 Super-Hero Rivalries!
[Via Nielalien]