Thursday, March 02, 2006

Updates

David Gregory wasn't drunk; Perry White has an alibi; Nancy Grace is still a liar!

Drunk Off His Ass

davidgregoryDaily Planet editor-in-chief Perry White was arrested Thursday at a suburban Metropolis Chuck E. Cheese and charged with public lewdness and 16 counts of endangering a child. Superman, who took the news veteran into custody, told prosecutors that White was "drunk off his ass."

Fodder Too Fat For Cannon

Surgeon General Richard Carmona says terrorism isn't as scary as obesity, which he calls The Terror Within:

"Where will our soldiers and sailors and airmen come from?" he said. "Where will our policemen and firemen come from if the youngsters today are on a trajectory that says they will be obese, laden with cardiovascular disease, increased cancers and a host of other diseases when they reach adulthood?"

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

America's Next Top Liar

Every crime-fighting superhero has a creation story. Nancy Grace, the prosecutor turned breakout star at CNN Headline News, has a particularly moving one... [but] much of it isn't true.
The James Frey scandal is dead! Long live the Nancy Grace disgrace! Here's a short summary of the New York Observer's scoop on the Pundit of Punishment!

Work In Progress: A Depressing Alternative Comic Made Of Old Batman Panels

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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

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Monday, February 27, 2006

Henry, Nazis, Anthony Robbins

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Oh Henry! Jere Smith's portfolio Guys And Gals I Liked, courtesy Frank Cammuso!

Nazi teens model Hitlerwear, courtesy John Heaton!

Live With Passion! Collector Michael Pomerleau's autographed picture of Anthony Robbins:

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Friday, February 24, 2006

Blogging About Blogging! Catch The Excitement!

flag_burgerA discussion on moderated vs. unmoderated comments has begun here. Join in if you like. I'll post it all; the polite with the rude, the smart with the stupid, the funny with the dull.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

A Time For Lunch

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Get patriotic with this great open faced sandwich. Stars and strips are great for lunch when you make them out of strawberry and grape jelly.

Ingredients:
1 slice SARA LEE(R) Soft & Smooth(TM) Whole Grain White Bread
Grape jelly
Squeezable strawberry jelly

Instructions:
Place the slice of bread onto a serving plate. In one corner of the slice, spread a small square of grape jelly. Pick a few small crumbs from the bread, and place over the grape jelly to make stars. Squeeze strips of strawberry jelly across the slice of bread horizontally to make the stripes of the flag.

This article written by Sara Lee.