Saturday, April 02, 2005

BLOG-GONE


(REUTERS) Carol Woyjtlwblkwa, the Roman Catholic Pope who wrote comic books and the blog "SUPERFRANKENSTEIN" under the name "Tom Peyer," died Saturday after a long illness. The College of Cardinals convenes Monday to begin the task of selecting a new "Tom Peyer."

4 comments:

El Duque said...

For the new Peyer/Pope/Superfrankenstein, I nominate Hillary Duff.

Despite her superficial media image as a Hollywood-created perky blonde teen diva, this vivacious, world-wisened prom tart thoroughbred could bring to both the Catholic Church and this comic-gossip based website a youthful edge which heretofore has been lacking.

El Duque said...

For the new Peyer/Pope/Superfrankenstein, I nominate Hillary Duff.

Despite her superficial media image as a Hollywood-created perky blonde teen diva, this vivacious, world-wisened prom tart thoroughbred could bring to both the Catholic Church and this comic-gossip based website a youthful edge which heretofore has been lacking.

Superfrankenstein said...

El Duque,

Interesting way to go. But--if this blog and the Church chose to take the teen starlet route--may I suggest Lindsay Lohan? She's everything Hillary is, PLUS she knows how it feels to wake up after 14 PBRs and 40 Camel Turkish Golds.

Superfrankenstein said...

To add:

This is Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, Dean of the College Of Cardinals, posting as "SUPERFRANKENSTEIN" until the new "Tom Peyer" is chosen.