Thursday, April 07, 2005

Kansas Hasn't Changed

The place hasn't gotten any friendlier since the people of Smallville ran Superboy out in 1967. Tuesday, they voted a gay marriage ban into their constitution. No wonder he moved to Metropolis; who in their right mind would stay in Smallville if they didn't have to?


El Duque said...


I will never again pick Kansas in my Final Four pool.

Go Nebraska!

Anonymous said...

Clark wanted to marry Pete Ross?

Tony Isabella said...

I laughed, I cried, then I laughed some more, then I cried some more. Nicely done.

Tony Isabella

The Un-Apologetic Atheist said...

In fairness, our basketball team's been The Suck of late; so you now have two reasons not to pick us for the final four!

Yeah, Kansas is getting worse, if anything. Don't forget about our lovely, psycho Operation Rescue folks and our magnificently God-directed Attourney General.