Friday, April 15, 2005

Naked Sheff

Cameraphone pix of last night's pandemonium at Fenway, via waxy.
Here's the shutterbug, right above Sheffield:sheff
Why are Boston Red Sox fans so ornery? Is it because they eat so much prison food?

4 comments:

El Duque said...

Superfrankenstein,

If Gary Sheffield, a member of the most disgraced bunch of losers in the history of man, possessed one microscopic shred of dignity, he would have climbed into the stands and fought until all life had drained from his steroidally-swollen brainpan.

But no. Gary Sheffield understands the need to turn and walk away, JUST LIKE HE UNDERSTOOD THE NEED TO LOSE FOUR STRAIGHT GAMES AFTER GOING UP THREE-OH IN A BEST OF SEVEN SERIES AGAINST HIS TEAM'S ALL-TIME RIVAL!

YOU THINK ANYBODY CARES ABOUT THIS CRAP? GIVE IT UP. NOBODY CARES.

Only when every last one of those Yankees is traded or dead will I care. TRADED OR DEAD. PREFERABLY DEAD. Until then, THERE IS NO YANKEES!

Superfrankenstein said...

El Duque,

I sense your passion. Granting, hypothetically, that no one cares about the Yankees, isn't it time we as a nation came to terms with the prison food serving, torture-flight operating Boston Red Sox?

Superfrankenstein said...

Plus, A-Rod saved a little boy's life yesterday. I know that doesn't let him off the hook, but name the prison food serving, torture flight operating Red Sock who wouldn't have stood by and watched that little boy die.

El Duque said...

Superfrankenstein,

If ARod had sacrificed his life to save that little boy, the Yankees would be closer to the decontamination that must take place.