Monday, April 18, 2005

Thou Shalt Not Pee

God's Guide To The Hot Parts--the web ministry that fights Hollywood smut by describing it with arousing frankness--posted its review of The Amityville Horror. Lots of good stuff in there, including The Hot Parts Guy's eeriest vision yet: seeing "Impudence/Hate" in "urination by a child."

Meanwhile, he recommends Sahara if you're freaky for "revealing swim wear" and "adults frolicking in revealing swim wear." But if you're more turned on by "cohabitation, repeatedly" and "frenzied co-stripping," then Fever Pitch is your meat!

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