Dirty Birds

God's Guide To The Hot Parts -- the internet ministry that fights Hollywood smut by bumping and grinding it right in your face -- loved the penguin movie, with one reservation (and I quote):

March of the Penguins also includes an instance of animal copulation. There is absolutely nothing lewd about it and no animal privates are seen, but it is still a sexual act that can create thinking in your adolescents.

How's that again?

...can create thinking in your adolescents.

What could be worse? The Dukes of Hazzard, which provoked or aroused The Hot Parts Guy with (and I quote):

• reckless driving/speeding with varying intensities, frequently
  
• flight to avoid lawful capture, repeatedly
  
• racing violence
  
• barbed wire in crotch
  
• perversion, i.e. wanting sex with a car
  
• homosexual allusion (male face at male crotch, dressed)
  
• removal of shirt to entice
  
• chewing tobacco
  
• pretense to invoke impression of personal honor by invoking Jesus' name

Well, at least Dukes agenda didn't push the "defiance of father" and "teen gamming" that nearly ruined Sky High!